The only Unwritten Rules as I'm prepared to reveal right now...
- The possibilities for disaster are endless with balloons
- No one has ever questioned my advice before
- Smartin Granitstein is vile
- I'll tell you when I'm good and ready
- Never lift for yourself what a fifth grader is willing to lift for you
- You can step in a load of crap. But a smart girl doesn't put up with any
- Inside jokes require a minimum of eight days of friendship
- Never trust a snake
- No one can ever know this one. Ever!
- Hunter's Park gazebo is the most special place on earth
- Hooking up your mother is a dead duck waiting to happen
- Rules were made to be smashed beyond recognition
Coming soon! The One and Only Zoë Lama
